Post by thedude on Oct 2, 2004 18:34:47 GMT -5
" Raises right hand" I swear on the graves of my ancensters and soon to be dead distant relatives I did not now nor would I ever stoop so low as to cheat at a silly game of whats my line"
I just have absolutely no life and have probably seen all of the movies listed about 5 times
Now I got some lines for the house. these are some of my favorites so forgive me if they are a little easy the 1st time around, some of them might be toughies though
1. "Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? -Yes. -Well, How may I help you? -You can start by wiping that f**king dumb-ass smile off your rosy f**king cheeks. And you can give a f**king automobile. A f**king Buick, a f**king Datson, a f**king Toyota . . four f**king wheels and a seat! -I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. -And I don't really care for the way your company left me in the middle of f**king nowhere with f**king keys to a f**king car that isn't f**king there. And I really don't care to walk across a f**king highway and across a f**king runway just to get back here and have you smile at my f**king face. I want a f**king car, right, f**king, now. -May I see your rental agreement? -I threw it away. -Oh boy. -OH BOY WHAT... -YOU'RE f**kED!"
2. "In town you are the law, out here it's me. Don't push it, don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go, let it go....... "
3. " I am a golden God!!! "
4. "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it.";
5. " f**k sympathy! I don't need your f**kin' sympathy, man, I need my f**king johnson! "
6. "That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the f**k up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence."
I just have absolutely no life and have probably seen all of the movies listed about 5 times
Now I got some lines for the house. these are some of my favorites so forgive me if they are a little easy the 1st time around, some of them might be toughies though
1. "Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? -Yes. -Well, How may I help you? -You can start by wiping that f**king dumb-ass smile off your rosy f**king cheeks. And you can give a f**king automobile. A f**king Buick, a f**king Datson, a f**king Toyota . . four f**king wheels and a seat! -I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. -And I don't really care for the way your company left me in the middle of f**king nowhere with f**king keys to a f**king car that isn't f**king there. And I really don't care to walk across a f**king highway and across a f**king runway just to get back here and have you smile at my f**king face. I want a f**king car, right, f**king, now. -May I see your rental agreement? -I threw it away. -Oh boy. -OH BOY WHAT... -YOU'RE f**kED!"
2. "In town you are the law, out here it's me. Don't push it, don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go, let it go....... "
3. " I am a golden God!!! "
4. "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it.";
5. " f**k sympathy! I don't need your f**kin' sympathy, man, I need my f**king johnson! "
6. "That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the f**k up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence."