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Post by Madsengirl on Jul 11, 2004 13:52:54 GMT -5
The idea of this is to take characters/plots from other movies & come up w/ movies of your own.
Here are some I came up with:
"Night of the Living Dead Zone"- John Smith looks into the PAST & discovers that zombieism is actually a side-effect of watching too much reality tv.
"Kill Will"- This documentary reveals that Ricky Martin is actually behind the death threats made against William Hung.
"Kill Will Vol. 2"- After making "Wild, Wild West 2" & starring in his new tv show "Fresh Prince version 5.0-Welcome to the Will-inium", Will Smith is hunted down & killed by the Crazy 88.
"Reservoir Dolls"- Barbie, Ken & the gang decide to rip off the local Toys-R-Us, but during the course of the robbery they encounter a rogue band of Star Wars figures. Mayhem ensues, Ken chops off Obi-Wan's ear & they make their escape in Barbie's Vette.
"Reservoir Snow Dogs"- Five totally strange dogs team up for the perfect crime. They don't know each other's names but they've smelled each other's butts.
(I got that one from a movie morphs poster I saw on the net...)
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Post by Madsengirl on Jul 11, 2004 13:58:28 GMT -5
These are courtesy of "Heineken Skywalker" from the Cornucopia Message Board. We have this topic over there & he came up w/ some pretty funny stuff. BEVERLY HILLS ROBOCOP Eddie Murphy returns as Axle Foley. Axle goes back to Beverly, Hills that is, to investigate the murder of another friend. He is killed execution style, but brought back as a cybernetic policeman, who then goes on a bloody rampage after those who "killed" him. 'Dead or alive, you're coming with me. Heh, heh, heh, heh!' BORED OF THE RINGS Peter Jackson returns to tell this "lost" chapter in the "RINGS" saga. Frodo & Sam sit around on a grassy hill, eat, smoke, pick lint from between each other's large hairy toes and talk about their adventures. For THREE hours!! TROY STORY See what happens when the geniuses at Pixar decide to take on Greek Mythology! Woody, Buzz, Mr. Potato Head and a large wooden Hobby Horse. Let the hilarity ensue! HARRY POTTER AND THE MYSTERY OF PUBERTY Harry & Ron must confront a new threat at Hogwarts as it seems that all the male student's bodies are getting larger, growing hair in strange places and their voices are cracking without warning. They must also deal with Hermione suddenly growing strange "sweater bumps" and the "funny feelings" this causes within them. ESCAPE FROM SURVIVOR John Carpenter directs Kurt Russell in the next chapter in the adventures of Snake Plissken. This time, Snake and 15 other people are dropped off on a deserted island, where they must "outwit, outplay & outlast" each other. Snake must fight starvation, the elements, and the backstabbing antics of his fellow tribesmen, as well as compete in challenges to try to win "immunity" and not get voted off the island. (SPOILER!) After three days, Snake finally has enough, and kills everyone else, including host Jeff Probst. When asked "Why?" by a dying Probst, Snake mumbles, "Your rules are really starting to annoy me." INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Steven Spielberg, George Lucas & Harrison Ford return for the oft-rumoured & delayed next chapter in the Indy story. Indy, now 83 years old, must escape from the Old Archaeologist's Home and yet another dinner of soup & tapioca pudding! Thrill to Indy playing dominoes & watching tv in the Game Room with the other old coots. Gaze in amazement as Indy gets a sponge bath by the "pretty young nurse with the gams." Witness the ritual removing of the bedpans! Here's a link to this topic on the Cornucopia message board so you can see what the other guys came up with. bartboard.proboards3.com/index.cgi?board=chest&action=display&n=1&thread=1086216661 |
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Post by siouxsiegollum on Aug 26, 2004 11:50:02 GMT -5
I actually wrote a story on fanfiction.net about a movie crossover. ;D It's called Lord of "The Ring":Frodo has possession of The Ring tape and if he doesn't return it in seven days.. he'll be slapped with late fees...
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Post by Madsengirl on Aug 27, 2004 20:23:27 GMT -5
LOL...that's great! Do you have a link to the story so we can read it?
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Post by siouxsiegollum on Aug 28, 2004 16:07:44 GMT -5
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Post by Madsengirl on Aug 28, 2004 21:25:18 GMT -5
Cool, I'll read it as soon as I get the chance.
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